Dear Elf:
We can’t take it…you’ve won!
No more naming or touching or hiding or finding, since you’ve entered our lives they’ve truly been grinding.
We work round the clock to provide for our kids, but when you “show up” it’s all “where has he hid?” We must say that we hate you deep down in our soul, and you are the one who at Christmas should get switches and coal. This tradition is despicable and Christmas Eve needs to come quick, but until Christmas Eve comes you can suck on our Saint Nick!
“I mean could anything be worse, and I was in ‘Nam.”
-Brian R., Key West, FL
Eff the Elf is the perfect book for any mother or father who has ever woken up in the middle of the night to relocate a certain pointy-eared doll.
If you’ve ever hidden an elf, or told a kid that the elf is watching, Eff the Elf: A Despicable Tradition! is the book for you. It’s a fantastic White Elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just a funny book to have on your coffee table during the Christmas season. It’s a playful parody that pokes fun at one of the newer silly traditions that Big Christmas has foisted on all of us. If you like the fusion of Christmas and Comedy, this is the book for you!
