William Roberts was born in a small country town where fun was in scarce supply.
William spent his formative years playing outside in a vast ravine called “Dead Man’s Valley” while studying the intricacies of iambic pentameter. The pomp and circumstance surrounding the Christmas holiday has always puzzled him, and frankly creeped him out a bit. “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.” WTF! However, despite those rote Yule Tide nostrums he feels compelled to assist those who find themselves entangled in this very despicable tradition (in which he has also participated). Hopefully, this book will serve as a roadmap to sanity.
William Roberts, Author
Kirk Wells was raised on twice-baked potatoes
and sweet
iced tea,
but his thirst for sugary beverages and double-cooked starches soon yielded to another: illustration. Cursed with the speed of a deer, his true passion would be stymied for some time by the illustrious pig skin.
But when Kirk laced his cleats up for the last time, his dedication to his craft redoubled. Art, vibrant, captivating, and sarcastically dark was his domain, all fueled by Long John Silver’s and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Now living in the blue grass state, Kirk enjoys the slower pace of life juxtaposed to the rapid inertia of his swiftly moving creative mind.
Kirk Wells, Illustrator