Caution: 

These last few images are inherently violent but it’s that damn Elf whose night will be silent. As the Elf meets its end in multiple ways,
we wish you a Merry F$@king Christmas and a great holiday!


I think i might need something to bite down on.

Don’t worry, I’m just gonna take a little off the top.

Heeeeeeeere’s
Mommy!

You pushed
me to this…

Cat scratch fever!

I’d like to
propose a toast…

The perfect Elf-A-Rita:
2 parts margarita
mix to 1 parts elf.

Blend ‘til dead!

Does anyone else smell gas?

Have you had enough? Are you fed up, tired, and burned out on this tradition? It’s time to send a message.

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