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A Christmas Eve reading of that new Holiday Classic, Eff the Elf: A Despicable Tradition. Read by fell anti-Elfer and film and television actor, Zac Zedalis. You might have seen Zac in Stranger Things, The Walking Dead, Red One, Undercover Brother 2, and many more fantastic roles!

“When I see that Elf - All I want for Christmas is something harder than whiskey!”

“This tradition should come with a wobbly chair and gift
certificate to the rope store.”

Rodney, Sioux Falls, TX